Okay so I only drank wine and rhum and mousseux (idk the english word for that and je dont care) and I took a nap about 2 hours ago and I wake up and there is a fucking baby dog with a ponytail and a pink mohawk next to me.
What did I do to wake up next to a pink punk puppy?
I mean I didn’t gave a lot to homeless people, but I always wash my hands after going to the bathroom.
Doesn’t that count?
GUYS I WASNT LYING ABOUT THE PINK PONYTAILED DOG!! tha fuck is he doing here???Aint nobody here gotta dog like that!!